So listen to this...I’m out of town, treating myself to a massage, like a responsible adult who deserves nice things. It’s not my usual spot, but whatever, it’s decent and I’m finally relaxing. We get to that point where the masseuse is finishing up my back and is about to grab the hot towels. The music is doing that generic “wind chimes in a rainforest” thing…

…and then the track goes quiet for a second.

In that tiny silence, I hear something in the corner of the room. Like a thud. But the masseuse is standing on the OTHER SIDE of me, nowhere near it. Before I can even process it—SNAP!!

Followed by a solid, full minute of unholy screeching.

Y’all.

A RAT. A FULL-ON RAT.
Got caught in a trap.
In the room where I was getting my damn massage.

So much for being relaxed. I ascended straight out of my body.

I honestly don't even know what happened after that because I am LITERALLY dead and writing this from beyond the grave 💀 😭 😱

You know what though? 10/10 - this masseuse didn't miss a beat. She just kept on trucking. I can’t fault her 🤷‍♀️

What an amazing experience! I have a lot of issues with my sinuses, hips, and neck. I felt so much better after. She recommended the hot stones and that made it so much better. Thank you!

Wonderful massages at a great price that are usually available with little notice. They can also do deep tissue really well! My husband and I both have gone and loved it!